This is going around the Jane Austen internet circles. I'm finding it terribly entertaining! You know the "Lorem ipsum" thing that gives you dummy text for putting in preview layouts and other things? Well this gives you random dialogue from Pride & Prejudice! It's crazy, I'm loving it! It makes me want to create a sharable profile or something just so that I have an excuse to use it.
Examples: ;-)
♥ This is a wretched beginning indeed! My sole dependence was on you; and I am sure nobody else will believe me, if you do not. There are few people whom I really love, and still fewer of whom I think well. The person of whom I speak is a gentleman, and a stranger.
♥ Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance. I rather expected, from my knowledge of her affability, that it would happen. Let me hear from you very soon.
♥ This will never do. Lizzy I was going to look for you; come into my room. You might have talked to me more when you came to dinner.
♥ Do you draw? An express came at twelve last night, just as we were all gone to bed, from Colonel Forster, to inform us that she was gone off to Scotland with one of his officers; to own the truth, with Wickham! Imagine our surprise. Then the two third he danced with Miss King, and the two fourth with Maria Lucas, and the two fifth with Jane again, and the two sixth with Lizzy, and the _Boulanger_--
♥ I am afraid you have been long desiring my absence, nor have I anything to plead in excuse of my stay, but real, though unavailing concern. Because honour, decorum, prudence, nay, interest, forbid it. Yes, yes, they must marry.
♥ His regiment is there; for I suppose you have heard of his leaving the ----shire, and of his being gone into the regulars. Poor Jane! I am sorry for her, because, with her disposition, she may not get over it immediately. This will not do you never will be able to make both of them good for anything.
♥ If I were to go through the world, I could not meet with a better. I shall tell Colonel Forster it will be quite a shame if he does not. Why, I must confess that I love him better than I do Bingley.
♥ Make haste, make haste. You both did as much as you could in planning the marriage. How you must have hated me after _that_ evening?
♥ Good God! what is the matter? I will not detain you a minute; but let me, or let the servant go after Mr. and Mrs. Gardiner. But you--how are you? You look pale. We have not met since the 26th of November, when we were all dancing together at Netherfield.
♥ From what I can collect, he left Derbyshire only one day after ourselves, and came to town with the resolution of hunting for them. That is the place to get husbands. I cannot be so easily reconciled to myself.
Give it a try! ;-)